Hilarious Quotes - Page 11

• Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.

  Hillary Clinton

  People, Eras, Motown

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• The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree.

  Flannery O'Connor

  Cutting, Tree, Kind

  Flannery O'Connor (1971). “The Complete Stories”, p.520, Macmillan

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• Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.

  Dan Harmon

  Lonely

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• I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Texas, People

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• All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.

  Sarah Palin

  Years, Ems, Has Beens

  "How Do You Tell When a Politician is Lying? (His Lips Are Moving, and Moving, and Moving.)". Interview with Katie Couric, www.esquire.com. 2008.

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• Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?

  Colson Whitehead

  Mean, Google, Brooklyn

  "I Write in Brooklyn. Get Over It." by Colson Whitehead, www.nytimes.com. March 2, 2008.

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• I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body.

  Christina Aguilera

  Clothes, Covering, Body

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• It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.

  Francine Pascal

  Girl, Fearless, Bleeding

  Francine Pascal (2012). “Fearless: Fearless; Sam; Run”, p.171, Simon and Schuster

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• I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

  Chris Kattan

  Retarded, Starbucks, Persons

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• I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.

  Pete Sampras

  Greek, Bigs, Fats

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• Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20.

  Barack Obama

  Sorry, Jeans, Guy

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• I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

  Guy Ritchie

  Retarded, Stills

  "Madonna: 'I still love her - but she's retarded' says Guy Ritchie" by Jody Thompson, www.mirror.co.uk. October 8, 2009.

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• The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

  Robert Graves

  Funny, Laughter, Drinking

  The Observer, December 06, 1964.

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