Ellen DeGeneres Hilarious Quotes

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• Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Hilarious, Gay, Judging

• I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are. That's where us gay people come from - you heterosexuals.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Life, Birthday

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Cute, Hilarious

  "My Point...And I Do Have One". Book by Ellen DeGeneres, 1995.

• Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Life, Hilarious

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously ... I'm Kidding”, p.9, HarperCollins Australia

• People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious

• Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Hilarious, Running

• Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Hilarious, Oxygen, Cards

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