Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I'm around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Baby, Freedom, Children

• I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Baby, Humor

• I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is y'know, 'cause 'cause I'm gone a lot from home and this time I'm out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that's hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks 'cause then I have to ask my friends, "Would you mind going to the house and watering the plants, and turn some lights on and make it look like somebody's home, and make sure that the mobile over the crib isn't tangled or the baby's gonna get bored.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Baby, Jobs, Mean

  "Taste This". Comedy Album, 1996.

• I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Cute, Baby

  "Taste This". Comedy Album, 1996.

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