Ellen DeGeneres Quotes About Songs

Quotes about: Songs

• The song 'If I Had a Hammer' is geared toward people who don't have a hammer. Maybe before I had a hammer I thought I'd hammer in the morning and hammer in the evening. But once you get a hammer, you find you don't really hammer as much as you thought you would.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Song, Morning, People

• Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Music, Song, Thinking

  Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.159, Bantam

• If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry!

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Song, Jesus, Merry Christmas

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously...I'm Kidding”, p.102, Hachette UK

• You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Song, Falling In Love, Thinking

  "Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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