I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
I don't think I remember my first memory.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!
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