Retarded Quotes

• I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone?

  Daron Malakian

  Sex, People, Watches

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• I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

  Leonardo DiCaprio

  Funny, School, Hands

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• If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

  Tom Regan

  Dog, Baby, Peta

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• Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

  Zach Braff

  Kids, Fake, Ink

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• Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

  Frank Mir

  Philosophy, Stepchild

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• Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

  David Sedaris

  Humorous, Mind, Looks

  David Sedaris (1998). “The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings”, p.17, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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• Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.

  David Hume

  Philosophical, Growth, Divinity

  David Hume (1826). “The history of England: From the invasion of Julius Caesar to the revolution of 1688 : To which is prefixed a short account of his life, written by himself”, p.187

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• Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

  Katherine Heigl

  Guy, Kind, Retard

  "Katherine Heigl's Dangerous Curves". Maxim Interview, www.tvguide.com. May 24, 2000.

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• They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

  Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

  Funny, Military, Thinking

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• Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

  Frank Herbert

  Children, Revenge

  Frank Herbert (1986). “Chapterhouse: Dune”, Berkley Trade

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• Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  Science, Knowing, Study

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• Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded.

  Nas

  Hip Hop, Hips, Hops

  Interview with Ryan Dombal, pitchfork.com. December 6, 2006.

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• My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She's a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard. I learned a long time ago that if you're going to tell a story about your retarded sister, you need to mention she's retarded right off the bat or inevitably, at the end of the story, someone will say, What... is she, retarded? And then you have to go, Uh... yeah, she is. Followed by a lengthy, awkward silence.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Long, Silence, Awkward

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• I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.

  Maxine Hong Kingston

  Ugly, May, One Thing

  Maxine Hong Kingston (2010). “The Woman Warrior: Memoirs of a Girlhood Among Ghosts”, p.223, Vintage

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• I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.

  Henry Miller

  Bits

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• I've had tons of bullies who would call me retarded, even on my Facebook page. It's sad and it really hurts. I want to tell people not to use the word. Don't say your friend's retarded when they do something foolish. If you have a disability, keep working hard. Whatever it takes, do it, and don't be mean to people.

  Lauren Potter

  Hurt, Mean, People

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• That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

  Nora Roberts

  Wisdom, Fleas

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• The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

  Joe Rogan

  Acting, Way, Conspiracy

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• America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded.

  Kurt Cobain

  Land, America, People

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• AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Funny, Country, Lying

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.16, 谷月社

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• Libertarians recognize the difference between adults and children, as well as differences between normal adults and adults who are insane or mentally hindered or retarded.

  Tom G. Palmer

  Children, Differences, Insane

  Tom G. Palmer (2009). “Realizing Freedom: Libertarian Theory, History, and Practice”, p.35, Cato Institute

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• My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Dumb, Different, Might

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• Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?

  Chris Rock

  America, Black, President

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• Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

  Tucker Carlson

  Country, Sweet, Cousin

  "The Situation" with Tucker Carlson, www.nbcnews.com. December 15, 2005.

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• The practical success of an idea, irrespective of its inherent merit, is dependent on the attitude of the contemporaries. If timely it is quickly adopted; if not, it is apt to fare like a sprout lured out of the ground by warm sunshine, only to be injured and retarded in its growth by the succeeding frost.

  Nikola Tesla

  Attitude, Sunshine, Ideas

  Nikola Tesla (2013). “The Nikola Tesla Treasury”, p.564, Simon and Schuster

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