Drunk Quotes - Page 16

• Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't a lecture; it was helpful tips from the master.

  Christopher Titus

  Dad, Weekend, Lectures

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?

  Eugene Mirman

  Regret, Aces, Sometimes

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• When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling for you to get out of the club. People are drunk or whatever and they'll let you have it.

  Brad Stine

  Yelling, People, Clubs

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• I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.

  Greg Proops

  Home, People, Crowds

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• I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different to us. Seeking out podcasts, listening on headphones, it's like an intimate, specific conversation. People respond if it feels from the heart. I'm as neurotic a human being as lives, and I have my faults. I'm a drunk. But people really like that.

  Greg Proops

  Heart, Enough Already, People

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• Is drunk dancing a type?

  Nikki Ferrell

  Dancing, Type

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• Energy literacy means you can see the waste in disposing of a plastic bottle after you've drunk water from some place on the other side of the world.

  Saul Griffith

  Mean, Water, Energy

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• It's not fair to say that Congress spends money like a drunk sailor. At least the sailor is spending his own money!

  Ronald Reagan

  Sailor, Congress, Spending

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• I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.

  Dylan Moran

  Couple, Grandmother, Years

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• Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Morning, Three, Afternoon

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• You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

  Pauly Shore

  Thinking, Mtv, Stuff

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• It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Philosophy, Thinking, People

  Twitter post from Aug 7, 2011

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• It was such a thrill. I found the roughest, toughest girls who love to party. They study and work all day in the Agricultural world and college and then they party. I met one girl at 3 am and she was so drunk and said 'l have to get up and cut a sheep's throat at 9 am.' I met another who was a wool classer. She said 'I can drink to 4 in the morning and class wool from 6 am. So I wrote Girls Out There about them.

  Beccy Cole

  Girl, Morning, Party

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• I think the Birmingham accent has a lot to do with that, it certainly doesn't help you when you're trying to put a point across. We also set ourselves up for it sometimes by getting drunk and doing stupid things, but I thought that was what rock 'n' roll was all about.

  Clint Mansell

  Stupid, Thinking, Trying

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• Jazz is capable of doing much more than depicting the dope fiend and the drunk and the slinky gal. In our show there are many very funny sequences where we were able to use jazz as it can be used-in a happy way.

  Henry Mancini

  Dope, Use, Able

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• I just discovered that there were so many lost movies that were all mine to take if I wanted to take them. I was drunk on greed when I encountered this motherlode of utterly fascinating narratives that time's great river washed up on its banks for me to just scavenge, and not even rub clean, just repurpose and take credit for. It was kind of one of those weird dreams that where you keep finding free money.

  Guy Maddin

  Dream, Rivers, Greed

  Source: thequietus.com

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• You can be a victim of a crime and not exercise great judgment. And when women have been sexually assaulted, they feel like they have to have been perfect in order to have anybody believe them. They think nobody will believe them unless a stranger jumped out from behind a bush with a knife - not that they got too drunk and that a guy they thought they knew, you know, took advantage of them in a physical, assaultive way.

  Claire McCaskill

  Believe, Exercise, Thinking

  Source: www.elle.com

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• It’s perfectly natural for me to sit down and talk about meditating and spiritual practice with my friends. But then I realize, how would it sound to a drunk cynical guy in London?

  Moby

  Spiritual, Practice, Guy

  "Moby | Inside the brain of a genius. Meditator. Vegan. Outlaw". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin Timberlake pashing 5 chicks in a club. You never hear them slagging anyone in the media...They are composed and somewhat mysterious and that fascinates me!

  Ricki-Lee Coulter

  Media, Drug, Underwear

  Beauty and Lace Interview, entertainment.beautyandlace.net. September 4, 2009.

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• The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober.

  William Butler Yeats

  Problem, Sober, Blokes

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• I retired at twenty-nine, bought a life-time pass on American Airlines and my only goal in life was to party like a mad man and get drunk with as many people as possible. And I was happy right there. But when we started the streaming business, I knew it could be something big.

  Mark Cuban

  Party, Men, People

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• My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

  Anna Faris

  Party, Good Times, Having A Good Time

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• This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Marijuana, Interesting, People

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• What can you say about the family who is suing the railroad after their drunk son was killed walking on the tracks? Trains don't normally sneak up on people. Unless they've derailed, you pretty much know where to find them.

  David Sedaris

  Son, People, Track

  David Sedaris (2000). “Me talk pretty one day”

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• Look. Every partisan in every party has to learn one thing: Sometimes your people are wrong. To paraphrase an old retort, saying "My party, right or wrong" is like saying "My Kennedy, drunk or sober." Credibility is earned, and standing up and saying "Fie!" now and then reinforces your truthfulness.

  James Lileks

  Party, People, Looks

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