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• I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour.

  Sigrid Undset

  Wine, Beer, Milk

  Sigrid Undset (2011). “The Bridal Wreath: Kristin Lavransdatter”, p.44, Vintage

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• Many spiritual people are involved in a radical denial of what is happening. They want to transcend it, get rid of it, get out of it, get away from it. There's nothing wrong with that feeling, but the approach doesn't work because it's escapism in spiritual clothing. It's wearing spiritual clothing and spiritual concepts, but it is really no different than a drunk in the gutter who doesn't want to feel the pain anymore. When you abide and accept everything completely and fully, you automatically go beyond.

  Adyashanti

  Spiritual, Pain, People

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• I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful wings.

  Janusz Korczak

  Beautiful, Butterfly, Wings

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• People in England who do not like gardening are very few, and of the few there are, many do not own to it, knowing that they might just as well own to having been in prison, or got drunk at Buckingham Palace.

  E. M. Delafield

  Knowing, People, Gardening

  E. M. Delafield (2016). “Delphi Collected Works of E. M. Delafield (Illustrated)”, p.4805, Delphi Classics

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• I should have drunk more Champagne.

  John Maynard Keynes

  Should Have, Champagne, Should

  "Ben Trovato's Art of Survival". Book by Ben Trovato, p. 196, 2007.

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• Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

  David Letterman

  Dark, Night, Scare

  "David Letterman's 1984 Playboy Interview. A Candid Conversation with the Comedy Genius In His Youth". Playboy Interview, playboysfw.kinja.com. 1984.

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• Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.

  George Brown, Baron George-Brown

  Too Much, British, Categories

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• Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the door. That's not the way to win an argument with a taxi driver. The way to win is you get out of the cab and you leave the door open. And then he has to step out and come around and close that door. And while he's doing that, I'm on the other side opening the other doors-and we just go around and around and around, and I got my own Benny Hill situation going on in life.

  Hannibal Buress

  Funny, Winning, Doors

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• I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.

  Pablo Francisco

  Sports, Thinking, Games

  Source: rocksucker.co.uk

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• People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people are machine gunned down and vampires are tearing people's throats out, and I'm not saying that is bad or it should be censored, but people are drunk on stimuli.

  Alex Jones

  People, Vampire, Going Out

  Source: www.dailykos.com

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• But without Adolf Hitler, who was possessed of a demonic personality, a granite will, uncanny instincts, a cold ruthlessness, a remarkable intellect, a soaring imagination and - until the end, when, drunk with power and success, he overreached himself - an amazing capacity to size up people and situations, there almost certainly would never have been a Third Reich.

  William L. Shirer

  History, Imagination, People

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• I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.

  Jason Flemyng

  Bars, Too Much, Busy

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.

  Johnny Hunt

  Leadership, Christian, People

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• Uriah proved to be a better man drunk than David was sober.

  Johnny Hunt

  Leadership, Christian, Men

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• Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency.

  James E. Webb

  Beer, Cells, Alcohol

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• If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

  Arthur Smith

  Falling In Love, Garden, Long

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• When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

  Richard Burton

  Funny, Humorous, Drinking

  "Bottled Wisdom: Over 1,000 Spirited Quotations & Anecdotes" by Mark Pollman, Wildstone Media, (p. 146), January 1, 1998.

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• There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way of reaching it attains it by getting drunk.

  Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

  Men, Devil, Demand

  "Natural Law". Harvard Law Review, 1918.

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• I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.

  Michael Moore

  Liars, Wmd, Poop

  Statement in 2004. "'Capitalism is evil … you have to eliminate it'" by Chris McGreal, www.theguardian.com. January 30, 2010.

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• I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

  Warren Ellis

  Past, Sometimes

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• If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

  Scott Adams

  Stupidity, Boss, Offers

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  Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.

  Jim Morrison

  Drink, Disguise, I Can

  Jim Morrison (1989). “Wilderness”, Vintage

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• The bow of God's wrath is bent, and His arrows made ready upon the string. Justice points the arrow at your heart and strings the bow. It is nothing but the mere pleasure of God (and that of an angry God without any promise or obligation at all) that keeps the arrow one moment from being made drunk with your blood.

  Jonathan Edwards

  Heart, Arrows, Wrath

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• Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

  Bob Marley

  Music, Men, Alcohol

  Interview with Dylan Taite in Aotearoa, New Zealand, 1979.

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• Some bruises you wear like badges of honour: when you got it playing rugby, or quad racing, or falling off something while drunk, no opportunity is lost to show off a good contusion. A bruise inflicted by someone else, however, is a whole other story: it's like a big flashing arrow marking you out as punchable, and before long there'll be boys queuing up to add bruises of their own, as if they'd just been waiting for somebody to show them it could be done.

  Paul Murray

  Fall, Opportunity, Boys

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