Drunk Quotes - Page 11

• The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

  Dorothy Parker

  Hangover, Alcohol, Way

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• It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk.

  Euripides

  Wise, Home, Men

  Euripides (2013). “Euripides V: Bacchae, Iphigenia in Aulis, The Cyclops, Rhesus”, p.206, University of Chicago Press

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• No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's Sonata for Two Pianos and Percussion, or the Reatles' White Album?

  Milan Kundera

  Music, Two, Piano

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• It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that.

  Jeffrey Bernard

  Names, People, Name Dropping

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• When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there's no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or forget, or get drunk or something.

  Ayi Kwei Armah

  Hope, Want, Forget

  Ayi Kwei Armah (1988). “The Beautyful Ones are Not Yet Born”, p.61, Heinemann

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• It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.

  Vidal Sassoon

  Sorry, Okay, Feels

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• My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

  Eric Burdon

  Kids, Beer, Voice

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• Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.

  Andrea Corr

  Hurt, Drinking, Thinking

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• Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

  Jimmy Buffett

  Alcohol, Drug, Honey

  Song: Why Don't We Get Drunk, 1973

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• Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

  Elton John

  Wine, Alcohol, Drug

  Song: Elderberry Wine Elton John Bernie Taupin, Album: Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player

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• I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

  John Lee Hooker

  Beer, Scotch, Alcohol

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• Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Girl, Kissing, Low Self Esteem

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• All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be someone, now I'm drunk and wearing flip-flops on Fifth Avenue.

  Rufus Wainwright

  Art, Snakes, Media

  Song: Poses, Album: Poses, 2001

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• He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.

  Randy Newman

  Family, Night, Care

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• I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.

  Lou Reed

  Order, Law, Vision

  Song: Bottoming Out, Album: Legendary Hearts

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• Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning. She's walking by herself on the West Side Highway, and she gets picked up by a thug. All right. Now she's out of her mind, drunk.

  Bill O'Reilly

  Morning, Thug, College

  "I was followed, harassed, and ambushed by Bill O’Reilly’s producer". thinkprogress.org. August 2, 2006.

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• It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.

  John Lanchester

  Business, Opportunity, People

  John Lanchester (2010). “I.O.U.: Why Everyone Owes Everyone and No One Can Pay”, p.80, Simon and Schuster

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• Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments?

  George W. Bush

  Business, Wall, Hangover

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• Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

  Tom Petty

  Rejection, Honey, Walks

  Song: Rebels

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• When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

  Craig Ferguson

  Stars, Impact, Together

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• Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

  Merle Haggard

  Song, Attention, Ems

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• I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Honesty, Two, Week

  Song: A Pirate Looks At Forty, Album: A1A, 1974

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• I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

  George Jones

  Home, Social Taboos, Wheels

  Song: If drinkin' don't kill me, Album: I Am What I Am

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• My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

  Paul O'Grady

  Teacher, School, Shoes

  "Paul O'Grady: 'You could torture me on the rack and I'd still refuse to eat balut'" by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. April 17, 2011.

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• I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say.

  Andy Partridge

  Football, Hero, Scotland

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