Crap Quotes - Page 25

• Everything that works in sales has been done already. Just keep track of the crap that you buy, or the awesome stuff that you buy, and decide what was the trigger, and then just sell to people like you. It's really that easy - and that's what I do.

  Tim Ferriss

  People, Track, Done

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• Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.

  Craig Ferguson

  Writing, Night, Stuff

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• What's fascinating about D.C., the exteriors are these elaborate structures, this gorgeous architecture and beautiful stonework, and then you go inside and it's crap-looking - apart from the White House, which is beautiful.

  Tony Hale

  Beautiful, White, House

  "Tony Hale Talks Being a Body Man in ‘Veep’ and the Return of Buster Bluth" by Sam Adams, www.indiewire.com. April 26, 2012.

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• If I had to control what I was speaking, it would be a chore. Right now I just feel I've got my shoes off, everybody comes in, I talk. If I was an actor it could be a problem, but right now I just talk all the crap, I can badmouth anybody I want, I can say what I want and move on.

  Tarsem Singh

  Moving, Shoes, Would Be

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• Accept diversity and don't take any crap.

  Guy Kawasaki

  Diversity, Accepting

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• Madison Square Garden sounds like crap.

  Rick Nielsen

  Garden, Squares, Sound

  "Cheap Trick". Interview with John Krewson, www.avclub.com. March 12, 1997.

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• The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of crap in April."

  Harry Shearer

  Play, Hey, Christmas Time

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I also remember when I watched Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer [1990] at, like, age 15. That scared the crap out of me. Because it didn't operate inside the usual conventions of the horror genre in the way that I could accept. I can accept horny teenager counselors being murdered at camp. But I couldn't accept the derangement of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, which was that anyone could be murdered at any moment - whole families, with no build-up music and no meaning. It terrified me.

  Christopher Bollen

  Teenager, Horror Genre, Horny

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?

  David Letterman

  Skills, Two, Worry

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• I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.

  Eddie Izzard

  Thinking, People, Politician

  "I Believe That Eddie Izzard Is Our Future". Interview with Ali MacLean, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 16, 2010.

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• Sure, you need enormous amounts of technical expertise to be the best in the world. But to accomplish mindfulness, you just need something you already have: the willingness to quiet down, clear the crap and trust yourself.

  Danny Gregory

  Mindfulness, Needs, World

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• One of life's joys was to have friends who gave you reality checks...who would call you on your crap before it rose so high you drowned in it.

  David Brin

  Reality, Rose, Joy

  David Brin (2009). “Earth”, p.251, Spectra

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• I think Leopard is a much better system [than Windows Vista] but OS X in some ways is actually worse than Windows to program for. Their file system is complete and utter crap, which is scary.

  Linus Torvalds

  Thinking, Scary, Leopards

  "Torvalds Pans Apple With 'Utter Crap' Putdown". www.theage.com.au. February 05, 2008.

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• Well, I always talk about how I used to work at an insane asylum and stuff, which is true, but to be honest, I just make crap up more than anything else.

  Brian K. Vaughan

  "AICN COMICS!! @$$Holes Interview With Brian K. Vaughan!!". Interview with Cormorant, www.aintitcool.com. June 22, 2004.

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• I've taken a lot of crap from a lot of people. Probably more than anybody in the history of this sport. I know Hank (Aaron) and Jackie (Robinson) took a good deal of crap, but I guarantee it wasn't for six years. I just keep thinking: How much am I supposed to take?

  John Rocker

  Sports, Taken, Thinking

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• In the long run, the cream always rises and the crap always sinks.

  John Elway

  Running, Nfl, Long

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• I can't stand the crap that gets talked by everyone - Players, Fans, The Media, Club Officals. Why should I waste my time listening to people who are clearly less intelligent than me

  Fabio Capello

  Intelligent, Player, Media

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• Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address - while every night it takes six guys to write this crap!

  David Letterman

  Writing, Night, Guy

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• Billy Pilgrim had a theory about diaries.
  Women were more likely than men to think that their lives had sufficient meaning to require recording on a daily basis. It was not for the most part a God-is-leading-me-on-a-wondrous-journey kind of meaning, but more an I've-gotta-be-me-but-nobody-cares sentimentalism that passed for meaning, and they usually stopped keeping a diary by the time they hit thirty, because by then they didn't want to ponder the meaning of life anymore because it scared the crap out of them.

  Dean Koontz

  Journey, Men, Thinking

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• Essentially, we have a system where wealthy farmers feed the poor crap and poor farmers feed the wealthy high-quality food.

  Michael Pollan

  Quality, Poor, Wealthy

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• I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.

  Harry Redknapp

  Soccer, Football, Player

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• The evaporation of 4 million who believe in this crap would leave the world a better place.

  Andrei Codrescu

  Believe, Atheism, World

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• C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it.

  Linus Torvalds

  Use, Facts, Language

  Message to gmane.comp.version-control.git mailing list, article.gmane.org, September 9, 2007.

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• The book of your revolution sits in the pit of your belly, young Indian. Crap it out, and read. Instead of which, they're all sitting in front of color TVs and watching cricket and shampoo advertisements.

  Aravind Adiga

  Book, Color, Sitting

  Aravind Adiga (2008). “The White Tiger: A Novel”, p.261, Simon and Schuster

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• As happy as I am off the floor, on the floor I am the opposite. I don't take any crap.

  Gilbert Arenas

  Opposites

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