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• I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

  Helen Reddy

  Flying, Pieces, Fear Of Flying

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• I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I'm crap at what I do.

  Jonathan Rhys Meyers

  Thinking, People, Feelings

  "Marie Osmond says she's 'Dancing' in a scandal" by Ree Hines, Helen A.S. Popkin, www.today.com. October 31, 2007.

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• Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

  Jack Palance

  Crystals, Bigger

  "The Oscars' Speech". www.rte.ie. February 27, 2011.

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• To describe this film as dishonest and demagogic would almost be to promote those terms to the level of respectability. To describe this film as a piece of crap would be to run the risk of a discourse that would never again rise above the excremental. To describe it as an exercise in facile crowd-pleasing would be too obvious. Fahrenheit 9/11 is a sinister exercise in moral frivolity, crudely disguised as an exercise in seriousness.

  Christopher Hitchens

  Running, Exercise, Risk

  "American right vows to settle score as Bush's nemesis turns up the heat" by Lawrence Donegan, Paul Harris, www.theguardian.com. June 26, 2004.

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• I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'

  Robert Pattinson

  Sexy, Hair, Years

  "An Open Letter to Kristen Stewart" by Shannon Bradley-Colleary, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 14, 2012.

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• Sometimes I go, “What am I doing with my life?” But then I get letters from young women, or people come up to me, and they say, “You’ve made such a difference to my confidence.” And that is a good thing. I should read more fan mail though. I’m crap at responding.

  Helena Bonham Carter

  Differences, People, Mail

  Interview with Tom Mottram, www.stylist.co.uk.

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• All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

  Emilio Estevez

  Really Mean, Our Lives, Meaningless

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• For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of crap. It's about loving the things that really matter: passion, heart and soul.

  Joey Ramone

  Real, Passion, Heart

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• If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

  Khloe Kardashian

  Husband, Talking, Beats

  "Khloe Kardashian: I’d “Beat the Crap” Out of a Girl Who Hit on Lamar". www.usmagazine.com. January 7, 2010.

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• I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours.

  Corbin Bernsen

  House, Half, Sound

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• Prior to Roe , ... whether one could obtain a legal abortion in the face of an unwanted pregnancy was a crap shoot. For 30 years now, it's been a constitutionally guaranteed right

  David Garrow

  Pregnancy, Years, Abortion

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• If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

  Triple H

  Wwe, Twins, Wonder

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• My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

  Nick Faldo

  Rap, Golf, Games

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• life is crap but, every day is an experience

  Sarah Waters

  Life Is

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• The Devil craps on the big pile

  Albert Einstein

  Devil, Bigs

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• Money is the medium of exchange, and it's how you make things happen. To say you hate it is some farfetched, idealistic crap.

  Bobby Seale

  Hate, Make Things Happen, Mediums

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• What I became a comedian for was to get my art out. To get some of these feelings and things I had on my chest out. I don't care if people believe them, listen to them, change their ways, or think, or any of that kind of crap. I'm interested in showing off. I'm the same kid from sixth grade who stood up and said "watch this."

  George Carlin

  Art, Believe, Kids

  Source: www.cnn.com

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• If everything really does get better, the way everyone claims, then happiness should be graphable. But that's crap, because better isn't quantifiable.

  Robyn

  Get Better, Doe, Way

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• To be honest, after all the crap that happened with 'Summer Heights High,' I was like, 'I'm not going to write anything controversial or edgy ever again; I just can't handle the blame.'

  Chris Lilley

  Summer, Writing, Height

  "Controversial Lilley says it’s all about the story" by David Knox, tvtonight.com.au. April 3, 2011.

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• One of the criticisms we get is, Does the world need more plastic crap? But you have to look beyond the plastic crap, to the design, to the experience, to the empowering nature of the MakerBot and the community.

  Bre Pettis

  Design, Empowering, Community

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• As a writer you know you don't have to deal with a lot of the crap that most people deal with, the political things. Every couple of years when your book comes out then you have to go into these fights with the publisher and the publicist and that's it.

  Robert Greene

  Couple, Book, Fighting

  "Big Think Interview With Robert Greene". Interview with Austin Allen, bigthink.com. December 14, 2009.

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• I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

  Tracy Morgan

  Kids, Newspapers, Being Funny

  Interview with AVC, www.avclub.com. October 3, 2007.

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• The attention toward me is basically because of what we've built as a company. If we built a pile of crap then nobody would care what I ate for lunch.

  Marc Jacobs

  Lunch, Attention, Care

  Interview with Robert Duffy, www.interviewmagazine.com. August 17, 2010.

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• Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

  Melvin Helitzer

  Sweet, Thoughtful, Tomorrow

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• Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult.

  Henry Rollins

  Friday, Fighting, People

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