Crap Quotes - Page 17

• This is a record I ended up having to make to get on to the next stage of my life. What I did was a desperate thing to do. I'm aware of the fact that it was irrational. I didn't mean to make it sound like it was my master plan. The tour had even been going all right, but I was just kind of fed up with the situation as it was, playing the same old rock and roll crap that everyone goes through, the general moaning when you really should be grateful that you don't work in the checkout counter at the grocery.

  Luke Haines

  Grateful, Mean, Rocks

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• ... as we are being blunt, the fact is that Tony [Abbott] and the people who put him in his job do not want to do anything about climate change. They do not believe in human caused global warming. As Tony observed on one occasion "climate change is crap" or if you consider his mentor, Senator Minchin, the world is not warming, its cooling and the climate change issue is part of a vast left wing conspiracy to deindustrialise the world.

  Nick Minchin

  Jobs, Believe, Wings

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• Support is really important to me. It's quite a responsibility when people are paying for tickets. I've spent ten years playing for free, now it's like, bloody hell people are spending a tenner and I want it to be a great show and I really don't subscribe to having a crap support band.

  KT Tunstall

  Responsibility, Years, People

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• And I never forgot this as long as I've ever performed, no matter how crap I had felt before I went on stage. I just remember Tina Turner going up there, singing her heart out for everybody, and meantime she had a 102-degree fever and she was feeling terrible.

  Bryan Adams

  Heart, Long, Feelings

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• If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good.

  Bill Burr

  Play, Car, Clubs

  "Bill Burr Unleashed". Interview with David Swanson, www.maxim.com. October 1, 2012.

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• I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

  Ruth Wilson

  Real, Real Life, Pretending

  Interview with John Cameron Mitchell, www.interviewmagazine.com. October 31, 2016.

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• How come Mom is crazy and I'm not? Well, it's possible my mom could stand up in front of this many people and talk about all the crap in her life and those people could have sat around and laughed with her, it would've meant nothing and she could have moved on cool. It's also possible she could have taken out the whole front row with a large-caliber weapon.

  Christopher Titus

  Mom, Crazy, Taken

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• ["Where the Buffalo Roam" is] horrible pile of crap. [Bill] Murray did a good job. But it was a bad script. You can't beat a bad script. It was just a horrible movie. A cartoon. But Bill Murray did a good job. We actually wrote and shot several different endings and beginnings and they all got cut out in the end. It was disappointing.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Jobs, Cutting, Cartoon

  Source: www.fargonebooks.com

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• We live in an age of seriously crap mass clothing. They've made a science of it.

  William Gibson

  Age, Mass, Made

  Source: www.heddels.com

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• Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.

  Dave Asprey

  Week, Happens, Diets

  Source: www.goodreads.com

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• If you look at Drudge and if you see headlines that portend the end of the world tomorrow, don't click on it. Just avoid the crap that pollutes the daily so-called news that comes from left-wing news organizations. You will be amazed. And it doesn't take long, either. Just two days. You go on a Drive-By Media fast, two days of it, and your outlook on life will be dramatically improved.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Outlook On Life, Media, Wings

  Source: www.rushlimbaugh.com

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• The voice of God does not pander, offers no five-year plan, no long-term
  solution, nary an edict. It is small & fond & local. Don't look for your initials in the geese
  honking overhead or to see thru the glass even darkly. It says the most obvious crap - put down that gun, you need a sandwich.

  Mary Karr

  Gun, Years, Voice

  Source: www.commonwealmagazine.org

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• My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don't.

  Sandra Bullock

  Important, Facts, Filled

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• There's the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there's the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn't sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.

  Bette Midler

  Sleep, Media, Way

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• My own opinion is that the suburban project is over. We are done. We don't know it yet. For about five years or so the people who deliver all that crap - developers, realtors, various money people - have kicked back waiting for the system to get going again, to resume all their accustomed behavior. They wait in vain. They just haven't figured out that we face a new disposition of things.

  James Howard Kunstler

  Years, People, Waiting

  Interview With Simmons B. Buntin, www.terrain.org.

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• There probably is a lot of music that no one's ever gonna hear. For anyone doing music, just do exactly what it is that makes you want to do it. If you like listening to odd, strange, bizarre noise and that makes you want to create it, do it. Even if everyone around you tells you it's crap or thinks it won't work, someone out there is going to appreciate it.

  Dustin Diamond

  Thinking, Appreciate, Listening

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• When Nick At Nite is showing George Lopez, it's not doing what I'm thinking. But yes, I even write in the book about how MeTV went to Vince Gilligan and had him present an evening of his favorite television. So it can be done, but I think it can be done on a really large scale. The television of Dennis Potter, most of it hasn't been seen in this country. And that's just one example - it's a very obscure example. There's plenty of great TV out there. There's more crap - but there's great TV, too.

  David Bianculli

  Country, Book, Writing

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I get really irritated with crap drivers, so the last time I got cross was probably behind the wheel. I'll shout from the safety of my car, with the window up, but if anyone ever got out and challenged me I'd be terrified.

  Nikki Sanderson

  Safety, Car, Lasts

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• In terms of content, a lot of rap is crap, with all the sexism and homophobic bullshit. It's incredible how rappers are always preaching nonconformity - you know, "I'm just gonna go my own way and be my own man and blah blah blah" - but they're the first ones to do so many things that they have to do. They have to do that hip-hop thing, a certain way of walking, and it's so conformist.

  Nellie McKay

  Rap, Men, Bullshit

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'd always wanted to do a weekly strip, or a strip that was in installments like that. It's been fun trying to figure out how to make that work. Their standards are so prissy that they won't allow me to use all kinds of language. Not only can you not swear, this morning I was informed I couldn't use the word "schmuck." I couldn't use "crap," "schmuck," or "get laid." Those three were beyond the pale. But you get around that, and it comes out better. I can't quite explain why.

  Daniel Clowes

  Morning, Fun, Trying

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• When I look at pictures from when I was younger, I think, "Holy crap, what the hell was I wearing?" I've made it a real mission to fully understand what fashion is all about. I love going to these shows because I love seeing creativity. So when I get to meet these fashion designers, I'm kind of like, "Where did you get the idea to make this? What were you thinking?" Some of that stuff is so crazy and loud.

  Lewis Hamilton

  Fashion, Crazy, Real

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game.

  Bob Dylan

  Games, Cards, Firsts

  Source: 18waits.com

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• I'm crap and a fatty.

  Tony Bellew

  Fatty

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink.

  James May

  Ideas, Bits, Ifs

  Source: www.gq-magazine.co.uk

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• Of course, here's the weird part. After I fought my dad, all of a sudden we're buddies now. Like he's my friend now, we start hanging out. But we're still the same people. So we'd go out on Sunday, you know, and just be hanging out, then he'd, like, pick a guy, and we'd just go beat the crap out of that guy as a team. Memories, huh?

  Christopher Titus

  Memories, Dad, Team

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". www.imdb.com. 2004.

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