Crap Quotes - Page 19

• So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

  Zach Braff

  Running, Country, Men

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• Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

  Christian Finnegan

  Couple, Fun, Feet

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• Question: Why is that MC's be wack
  And major labels wanna sign that crap?
  A-yo...funk that!

  Phife Dawg

  Rap, Hip Hop, Labels

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• Just because you can do something, it doesn't mean you need to - restraint is something I admire. At the end of the day, it is still a battle between good vs. crap.

  David Droga

  Creativity, Mean, The End Of The Day

  "Best bits: live chat with David Droga - when strategy and creativity collide". Live chat, www.theguardian.com. April 17, 2012.

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• Valentine cards and birthday wishes?
  Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding
  The bond between man and woman and child.
  The highest elevation, cause we above
  All that romance crap, just show your love.

  Method Man

  Children, Rap, Valentine

  Song: You're All I Need

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• So here's my theory, and this is such crap science, I don't have to tell you. It's science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality.

  Maggie Stiefvater

  Reality, Blood, Tests

  Maggie Stiefvater (2011). “Linger”, p.350, Scholastic Inc.

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• Oh, she's my bodyguard. I mean, I'm a married man, and the last thing you need in that situation is to be considered a sexy individual. But I try to never let this whole McDreamy thing really influence us. I'm trying to just have a calm family life, to make my marriage work. It's not as if when my wife asks me to take out the trash, I say, 'Um, honey, don't you realize that I'm too sexy for that'? Well, actually, I do, but she gives me crap for it.

  Patrick Dempsey

  Sexy, Mean, Men

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• You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you're doing, then there's always a silver lining.

  Vince Neil

  May, Want, Silver

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• You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history

  Iain Banks

  Needs, Fiction, Ends

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• I don't have emotions about a lot of things. I rarely get angry, I rarely cry. I guess I do get excited a lot, but I don't get sad and enormously happy. I think a lot of people who talk about all that crap are lying. Right now I'm just trying to maintain happiness — that's all I really care about. Anyway, when you're my age and your hormones are kicking in, there's not much besides sex that's on your mind.

  Leonardo DiCaprio

  Sex, Lying, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won't talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you please just let me be a sullen teenager. just this once

  J. J. Johnson

  Teenager, Garbage Cans, My Boyfriend

  J. J. Johnson (2015). “This Girl Is Different”, p.166, Open Road Media

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• Make no mistake, the organizations website counsels. You will be writing a lot of crap. And thats a good thing. By forcing yourself to write so intensely, you are giving yourself permission to make mistakes. To forgo the endless tweaking and editing and just create. I am not the first person to point out that writing a lot of crap doesnt sound like a particularly fruitful way to spend an entire month, even if it is November.

  Laura Miller

  Mistake, Writing, Organization

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• People put off writing thinking they don't have the time or enough of an opinion to matter and that is crap. You are the only one standing in your own way, so get started.

  C.C. Chapman

  Writing, Thinking, People

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• Be very careful of what you allow to infiltrate your consciousness and subconsciousness. When you watch too much television, you'll start to feel inferior from all the commercials hard selling the idea that you're not complete unless you buy their product. The ad agencies appeal to your fear of not being wanted or loved. It's the same with the local news. They get you to stay tuned with a constant stream of fear tactics. It's as if our culture is addicted to fear and the flat screen is our drug dealer. Don't allow that crap into your head!

  RuPaul

  Ideas, Agency, Drug

  "You Better Werk! 10 Life Lessons From RuPaul In (Mostly) Gif Form". madamenoire.com. July 31, 2013.

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• As a younger actor, my motivation may have been 'Do you want that job or don't you?' Now it's 'Do you want to look like crap on film?'

  Liam McIntyre

  Jobs, Motivation, Looks

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You can't soar like an eagle and crap like a canary.

  Ed Sabol

  Eagles, Canaries, Soar

  "Ed Sabol, Founder Of NFL Films, Dies At 98" by Sam Sanders, knkx.org. February 9, 2015.

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• There are writers who will do whatever they are told regardless of the circumstances - these are called 'hacks.' Your job isn't to make life difficult for your editor. But once a piece of crap goes out with your name on it, it is gone forever and will haunt you.

  Gail Simone

  Jobs, Editors, Names

  "Gail Simone : Survival Tips for the Newbie Writer" by Gail Simone, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 4, 2011.

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• Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

  Oliver Gaspirtz

  Art, Book, Twilight

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• Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don't buy any crap!

  Camryn Manheim

  Venice, Pockets, Crafts

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• If you treat your employees like mushrooms (keep them in the dark and regularly throw crap on them), it's entirely likely you will get precisely the work you deserve in return.

  Seth Godin

  Dark, Mushrooms, Return

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• The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.

  Phil Plait

  Enough, Universe, Making Up

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• I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

  John Cena

  Wwe, Beats

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• You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.

  John Cena

  Wwe, Smell, Soap

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• How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

  Louise Rennison

  School, Ideas, Get Up

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• If you look at the offense like a fancy car, the offensive line is the engine. Even though we might have nice spinners and nice rims and tinted windows and some neat paint job, it doesn't mean crap without the engine. If the engine's not working, the car might look like a pretty nice car, but it's a piece of crap.

  Mike Tice

  Jobs, Nice, Mean

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