Crap Quotes - Page 23

• Now you've got people who don't really have the skills, because technology hides it, going out and putting these crappy singles out, and because that's all there really is, people basically eat it like hamburgers. It's become very, very commercialized. Which wouldn't bother me as much if people actually had talent. When I listen to something and the first thing I notice is that it's been turned into crap, I shut it off and throw it out the window of my car. Like it's the most offensive thing to me.

  Corey Taylor

  Technology, Skills, Car

  Source: bloody-disgusting.com

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• I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Writing, Tired, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I look at some of the songs I wrote years ago and I can't believe I wrote such crap.

  Billy Joel

  Song, Believe, Years

  "Q&A WITH BILLY JOEL : 'They See Me as One of Them' : Washed Up? Not to Fans of the Singer's New Album and World Tour". Interview with Dennis Hunt, articles.latimes.com. December 11, 1993.

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• People are morons. I don't do any social media stuff. I have people telling me all the time, "You should do Twitter, you should do this, you should get on Facebook." Are you insane? I'm not doing any of that crap. I stay the hell off that thing. Every once in a while, I send a business email, and that's it.

  Michael Shannon

  Media, People, Insane

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The difference between a movie and a play is that the production you end up with is the production. If a movie that I spent time on turns out to be crap, it's never going to be made again.

  Charlie Kaufman

  Play, Differences, Ends

  "Michel Gondry & Charlie Kaufman" by Scott Tobias, www.avclub.com. March 17, 2004.

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• Im always taken aback by things that are successful that I think are just crap, and then Im completely surprised when things I do end up being successful because you walk into things and you never know Its just really remarkable.

  Kevin Spacey

  Taken, Successful, Thinking

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• If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of his brilliant short stories and novelettes, yelling, 'Full-length novels, you moron! Pay attention! What's the matter with you -- are you shooting heroin or something? Write for the market! No more of this midlength 'Fall of the House of Usher' crap

  Dean Koontz

  Fall, Writing, Yelling

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• I feel I'm trying to get this really crap car going, and it just keeps stalling on me. And then other times I feel like my life's a train thundering toward me, and I'm in a car stuck on the crossroads and can't get out. Isn't it great being young!

  Julie Burchill

  Car, Trying, Crossroads

  Julie Burchill (2016). “Sugar Rush”, p.5, Pan Macmillan

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• Positive thinking is a good attitude to have. But positive thinking without any skills is a load of crap.

  Conrad Dobler

  Attitude, Positive Thinking, Skills

  "Conrad Dobler: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• L.A. scares the crap out of me. I feel if I have to work out four hours a day, and count the calories of everything I put in my mouth, and have Botox at 22, and obsess about how I look the whole time, I will go mad. I will absolutely lose it.

  Emma Watson

  Work Out, Mad, Scare

  "Emma Watson: “L.A. Scares the Crap Out of Me”". www.usmagazine.com. July 1, 2011.

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• A sellout is putting your name on any piece of crap and then expecting people to buy it because it's got your name on it. That's what a sellout is to me.

  Marc Jacobs

  Names, People, Pieces

  Interview with Robert Duffy, www.interviewmagazine.com. August 17, 2010.

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• 90 percent of Indian cinema is crap

  Rahul Bose

  Cinema, Percent, Indian

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• I've never used High Definition video, never, ever, ever, ever, ever. And I never will. I can't stand that crap.

  Quentin Tarantino

  Video, Definitions, Used

  "Quentin Tarantino - The "Inglourious Basterds" Interview with Kam Williams". Interview with Kam Williams, aalbc.com.

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• Always look at what your goal is. Understand that there are going to be days when you feel like crap. There are going to be days where you feel like "I don't want to do this" but you've got to understand what you're doing it for.

  Dwight Howard

  Goal, Looks, Want

  Interview with Dave Golokhov, www.askmen.com. August 5, 2010.

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• I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Cutting

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• I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Blue, Laughing, Drs

  Source: www.dead-frog.com

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• And for that one moment of freedom you have to listen to all that love crap... it drive me nuts sometimes... I want to kick them out immediately... I do now and then. But that doesn't keep them away. They like it, in fact. The less you notice them the more they chase after you. There's something perverse about women... they're all masochists at heart.

  Henry Miller

  Women, Heart, Nuts

  Henry Miller, Norman Mailer (1976). “Genius and lust: a journey through the major writings of Henry Miller”, Grove Press

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• I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

  Charlie Sheen

  Thinking, Addiction, Junk

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• I learned all those jokes in second grade. Second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and misogynistic jokes that you have no idea what they mean, and you just memorize them because they have a very strong effect, they make people laugh in this kind of nervous, horrible way, and it's only later that you realize that you've got a head full of crap.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Strong, Mean, Ideas

  Source: www.lightspeedmagazine.com

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• I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.

  Steve Wozniak

  Funny, Humor, Successful

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• Cut the crap. Just don't try to be anything that you aren't, have ambition but when it comes to lyrics especially just be honest and write from the heart almost to an awkward degree, at least that's what works for me.

  Max Bemis

  Writing, Heart, Ambition

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• In the summer of 2002, we had spent six weeks shooting the three pilots of Mythbusters, and Jamie[Hyneman] called me up afterward - well, first he called me up to tell me to clear my crap back out of his shop - and he said, "Well, that was kind of fun, wasn't it? I mean, I don't see where this could go, because we pretty much did everything. But it was fun."

  Adam Savage

  Summer, Fun, Mean

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I don't consider myself a divining rod whom God is speaking through or any kind of crap like that.

  Kathleen Hanna

  Kind

  "Riot Grrrl Kathleen Hanna, All Grown Up". Interview with Kiera Butler, www.motherjones.com. January 13, 2014.

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• When it's real world rules, it will not matter how big you are? When a bullet hits you in the head, you die. It all becomes about how much heart you have when you go into a world that is so scary, that assesses you and finds you either as an asset or full of crap.

  Ric Roman Waugh

  Real, Heart, Scary

  "Waugh Enlists Johnson to Play Everydad in ‘Snitch’". Interview with Angela Dawson, frontrowfeatures.com. February 20, 2013.

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• In many respects, designing heirloom products means saying no to designing consumer crap that you know will not last very long.

  Saul Griffith

  Mean, Long, Design

  "Built to Last". GOOD Magazine Interview, www.good.is. January 14, 2010.

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