Jenny Eclair Quotes - Page 2

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• For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

  Jenny Eclair

  Dying, Want, Suits

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• I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.

  Jenny Eclair

  People, World, Admire

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• My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

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  Brother, Perfect, Big Sister

  "My family values". Interview with Jo Mears, www.theguardian.com. August 28, 2009.

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• A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

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  Laughter, Fart, Beats

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• I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

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  Men, Fiber, Not Sure

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• I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

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  Reality, Tvs, Folks

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• I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

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  Needs, Attention, Comic

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• I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

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  Writing, Careers, People

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• I can't tan naturally.

  Jenny Eclair

  I Can

  "Me and my travels". Interview with Carl Wilkinson, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2006.

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• I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

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  Thinking, Vulgar, Ostentation

  "This much I know". Interview with Stuart Husband, www.theguardian.com. December 8, 2008.

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• The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

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  Holiday, Weather, Expectations

  "Me and my travels" by Carl Wilkinson, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2006.

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• As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

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  Years, Berlin, England

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• I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.

  Jenny Eclair

  Jobs, Cat, Vision

  "This much I know" by Stuart Husband, www.theguardian.com. December 6, 2008.

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• If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.

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  Beach, Track, Bars

  "Me and my travels" by Carl Wilkinson, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2006.

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• People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

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  Fall, People, Worry

  "A funny five minutes with Jenny Eclair". Interview with Mirror.uk, www.mirror.co.uk. May 2, 2010.

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• I've never been prudish.

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• I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

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  Sibling, Thinking, Circles

  "My family values" by Jo Mears, www.theguardian.com. August 28, 2009.

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• I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

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  Thinking, Female, Time Goes By

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• I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

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  Ironing Board, Boards, Stills

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• I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

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  People, Feelings, Horrible

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• Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

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  Skin Tone, Fake, Skins

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• I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face

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  Mother, Faces, Hats

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• Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

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  Hate, Home, Sight

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