Alan Davies Quotes

• A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

  Alan Davies

  Jobs, Funny Work, Interviews

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• I'm more inclined to linger in the science pages of 'The Week' magazine. But my principle obsessions are still watching sitcoms and football.

  Alan Davies

  Football, Principles, Magazines

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• I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.

  Alan Davies

  Grief, Want, Way

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• The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

  Alan Davies

  Fall, Bridges, Old Buildings

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• There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.

  Alan Davies

  Girl, Kids, Eye

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• I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a year and read four.

  Alan Davies

  Book, Years, Four

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• I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space.

  Alan Davies

  Ideas, Space, Humanity

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• I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.

  Alan Davies

  Travel, Journey, Car

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• A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.

  Alan Davies

  Baby, Savages, Dear

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• I'm quite a curious person. I don't mind being the one who doesn't know things, a role I often play in QI.

  Alan Davies

  Play, Mind, Roles

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• The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

  Alan Davies

  Light, Two, Principles

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• I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.

  Alan Davies

  Acting, Gigs, Tickets

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