Graham Norton Quotes

• A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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  Sushi, Remember, Life Is

  Graham Norton (2011). “Ask Graham: He's Been Everywhere, He's Seen Everything. Now Graham Norton's Here to Solve Your Problems”, p.91, John Blake Publishing

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• I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

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  Thinking, Taste, Bad Taste

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• The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

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  Hate, People, Might

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• I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

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  People

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

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  People, Goes On, Desperate

  "Another interview with a funny guy called ‘Graham’". Interview with Demetrius Romeo, standanddeliver.blogs.com. April 06, 2005.

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• In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

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  Bisexual, Differences, Four

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• Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

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  Men, Bliss, Imagine

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• I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

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  Unhappy, Miserable

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• One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

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  Love Life, Gay, Paper

  "Not so Graham Norton" by Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. April 9, 2001.

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• Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

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  Depth, Credit, Given

  "The name's Norton. Graham Norton" by Barbara Ellen, www.theguardian.com. November 18, 2007.

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• I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

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  Wanted

  "Graham Norton on taking a pay cut, wanting to interview Madonna and Downton Abbey". www.mirror.co.uk. October 28, 2011.

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• All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

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  Home, Doors, People

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• I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

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  Actors, Comedy, Shows

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• Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

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  Littles, Twisted, Britain

  Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com. August 2004.

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• I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

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  Heart, Sight, Singing

  "Bee Gee lashes out over Norton jokes" by Julia Day, www.theguardian.com. February 10, 2003.

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• I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

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  Nice, Thinking, Should Have

  "Glad to be Graham". Interview with Lynn Barber, www.theguardian.com. October 27, 2001.

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• I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

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  Growing Up, Gay, People

  "The name's Norton. Graham Norton" by Barbara Ellen, www.theguardian.com. November 18, 2007.

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• A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

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  Cynical, Comedian, Kind

  Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. August 16, 2004.

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• I am very quick to judge.

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  Judging, Quick To Judge

  Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. February 17, 2007.

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• I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

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  Gay, Men, Denial

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• Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

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  Bored, Ordinary, Meetings

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• My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

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  Class, Parent, Way

  Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. March 11, 2003.

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• I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

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  Childhood, Unhappy, Pleasant

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• I don't think anyone wants to be gay.

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  Gay, Thinking, Want

  "The name's Norton. Graham Norton". Interview with Barbara Ellen, www.theguardian.com. November 18, 2007.

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• It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

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  Sound, Shallow, Members

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