Miranda Hart Quotes

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• Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

  Miranda Hart

  Hands, Listening, Stranger

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.99, Hachette UK

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• Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

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  Beautiful, Mirrors, Looks

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• Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

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  Dream, Worry, Happens

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• I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

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  Dream, Thinking, People

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• Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just go and hold their hand. If they then try to kiss you and you don't like it, you can push them over. If your aunty gives you a Christmas present that you're not too keen on, you can throw it back in her face and burst into tears. You can gallop freely. You can skip. Children have got it right. The tragedy is, none of this is permissible as an adult. Although one thing surely is – and I'll bet you know what I'm going to say – that's right, the galloping. Such fun!

  Miranda Hart

  Children, Fun, Party

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.214, Hachette UK

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• I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

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  Believe, Moving, Book

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.126, Hachette UK

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• There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

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  Christmas, Years, Looks

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.171, Hachette UK

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• We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

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  Keys, Self, Worry

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• Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

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  Italian, Men, Thinking

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• My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

  Miranda Hart

  Greatest Fear

  Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. October 5, 2012.

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• I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

  Miranda Hart

  Couple, Valentine, Died

  Twitter post from Feb 14, 2018

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• We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

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  Beautiful, Unique, Despair

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.119, Hachette UK

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• Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

  Miranda Hart

  Beautiful, Personality, Needs

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• No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

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  Sports, Gold, Likes

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• Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

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  Victory, Important, Tiny

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• I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

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  Skins, Eating, Fantastic

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• I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

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  Force, Bits

  "Miranda Hart - TV's queen of uncool" by Kira Cochrane, www.theguardian.com. December 2, 2010.

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• It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

  Miranda Hart

  Real, Men, Males

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• some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

  Miranda Hart

  Thinking, Laughing, Office

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• I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

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  Values

  Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. October 5, 2012.

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• My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

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  Crush

  "Miranda Hart: this much I know" by Emma John, www.theguardian.com. December 22, 2012.

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• The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

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  Painful Moments, Flip, Comedy

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• You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

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  Fun, Needs, Way

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• I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

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  Denial, Embarrassing, I Can

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• Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

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  Confusion, Feeling Alone, Feelings

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