If I did better... I'd be God.
Pessimism is my default setting.
I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.
I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.
I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.
My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.
I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.
I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.
I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.
I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.
I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.
About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.
Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.
It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.
No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: