I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.
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