Reality shows always look for the worst people.
I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.
International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.
I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.
My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.
The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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