Drew Carey Quotes - Page 4

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• Reality shows always look for the worst people.

  Drew Carey

  Reality, People, Looks

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• I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

  Drew Carey

  Wanted, Cheeseburger, Stills

  "Drew Carey: A New Lifestyle". abcnews.go.com. November 14.

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• I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

  Drew Carey

  Night, Parent, House

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995 - 2004.

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• I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

  Drew Carey

  Cleveland, Jeopardy

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• Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

  Drew Carey

  Jesus, War, People

  "Drew Carey: A New Lifestyle". abcnews.go.com. November 14.

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• I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

  Drew Carey

  Running, Race, Work Out

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• There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

  Drew Carey

  Cameras, Energy, Clubs

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• There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

  Drew Carey

  Winning, Thinking, Games

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• The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

  Drew Carey

  Sex, Clothes, Feel Good

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• Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

  Drew Carey

  Hollywood, Like You, Feels

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• If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

  Drew Carey

  Stars, Tvs, Comic

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• Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

  Drew Carey

  Vegas, Judging, Unions

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

  Drew Carey

  Kids, Care, Jokes

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

  Drew Carey

  Guy, Social, Belts

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• I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

  Drew Carey

  Political, Want, Way

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

  Drew Carey

  Ears, Bugs, Bluetooth

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• TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Winning, Clubs

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• It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

  Drew Carey

  Bars, Want, Should

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• The less [government] the better.

  Drew Carey

  Government

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steven Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.

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• I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

  Drew Carey

  Running, Morning, Eggs

  "Drew Carey: 'I feel like I'm aging in reverse'". Interview with Mary Brophy Marcus, usatoday30.usatoday.com. May 8, 2011.

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• I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

  Drew Carey

  Magazines, Politics, Libertarian

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• That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

  Drew Carey

  People, Guy, Forever

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• I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

  Drew Carey

  Pain, Paper, Online

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• Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

  Drew Carey

  Green, Tough, Glad

  "Drew Carey remembers when The Tonight Show really meant something". Interview with Will Harris, tv.avclub.com. July 17, 2012.

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• George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.

  Drew Carey

  Hair, Ties, Guy

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