Drew Carey Quotes - Page 2

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• The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Sex, Pain

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• At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

  Drew Carey

  People, Safe, Feels

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• I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

  Drew Carey

  Girlfriend, Years, Car

  "Drew Carey remembers when The Tonight Show really meant something". Interview with Will Harris, www.avclub.com. July 17, 2012.

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• I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

  Drew Carey

  Couple, Thinking, Guy

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• As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

  Drew Carey

  Retirement, Government, Goal

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.

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• The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

  Drew Carey

  Vegetables, Healthy, Like You

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• Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

  Drew Carey

  Vegas, America, Want

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

  Drew Carey

  Sports, Photography, Get Better

  FaceBook post by Drew Carey from Feb 11, 2013

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• And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

  Drew Carey

  Home, Kids, Tvs

  FaceBook post by Drew Carey from Mar 15, 2013

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• I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

  Drew Carey

  Song, Rap, Wish

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• Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

  Drew Carey

  Cute, Nice, Drunk

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995-2004.

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• My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

  Drew Carey

  Kitchen, Cardiologist, Cranky

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• Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

  Drew Carey

  Sex, Gay, Guy

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• I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

  Drew Carey

  Likes, Kind, Persons

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• Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

  Drew Carey

  Hollywood, Gestures, Symbolic

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steven Kurtz, reason.com. November 1997.

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• I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

  Drew Carey

  Fun, Dirty, Thinking

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• You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

  Drew Carey

  Hair, Worry, Brain

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• I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

  Drew Carey

  Running, Distance, Heart

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• There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

  Drew Carey

  Salary, Levels, Way

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie & Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November 1, 1997.

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• After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

  Drew Carey

  Games, Coal, Shows

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• I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

  Drew Carey

  Sick, Tire, Lifestyle

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• Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

  Drew Carey

  Beer, Boys, America

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995 - 2004.

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• I'm competitive at everything.

  Drew Carey

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie, reason.com. November, 1997.

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• Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Successful

  "Stand-Up Guy". Interview with Nick Gillespie and Steve Kurtz, reason.com. November, 1997.

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• Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

  Drew Carey

  Food, Weight Loss, Punishment

  FaceBook post by Drew Carey from Feb 27, 2013

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