Jerry Seinfeld Quotes - Page 12

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• Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Sex, Dinner, Hours

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• The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on TV just sliding off the front of the sofa, with potato chip crumbs all over their shirt.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Doing You, Television, Potato Chips

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• Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Artist, Air, Chance

  "Q&A: Seinfeld finds new 'space and place' with Web series". Interview with Ryan Nakashima, www.times-standard.com. October 7, 2015.

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• Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Fun, Space, Would Be

  "Q&A: Seinfeld finds new 'space and place' with Web series". Interview with Ryan Nakashima, www.times-standard.com. October 7, 2015.

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• For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always creativity. Spending your time overcoming corporate resistance to creativity - I just don't want to do that.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Creativity, People, Goal

  "Seinfeld finds new 'space and place' with Web series". Interview with Ryan Nakashima, October 7, 2015.

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• Cremation has become the most popular form of burial in the United States... People used to want a big, thick granite stone, their names carved into with a chisel. I was here dammit! Cremation is like you're trying to cover up a crime. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes around. As far as anyone's concerned this whole thing never happened.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Names, People, Trying

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• Folks who go through the tabloids ought to have to be lied to.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Tabloids, Lied, Folks

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• No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Drug, Encounters, Mouths

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• I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Hotel Lobby, People, Watches

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• I like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Trying, Formulas, Experiments

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• When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Children, Maturity, Years

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Tired, I'm Tired, Rich

  "Jerry Seinfeld Performs His First Show in Paris Club" by Rebecca Leffler, www.hollywoodreporter.com. September 18, 2011.

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• I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Want, Shows

  Source: uproxx.com

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