Jerry Seinfeld Quotes About Lying

Quotes about: Lying

• People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Hilarious, Lying, People

• I love advertising because I love lying.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Lying, Advertising

  "Jerry Seinfeld's Clio acceptance speech is a standup routine for our times" by Brian Logan, www.theguardian.com. December 18, 2014.

• I love advertising because I love lying. I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Wisdom, Lying, Thinking

• Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Lying, Brain, Ifs

• If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Lying, Inspiration, Fire

• Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Sex, Lying, People

  1998 In the NewYorkTimes,18 Dec.

• I have a friend who's collecting unemployment insurance. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He's down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Jobs, Lying, Ideas

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