Ugly Quotes - Page 26

• A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Crazy, Humor

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• I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

  John Hodgman

  Beautiful, Mustache, Knows

  "Bewildered Maine resident John Hodgman takes another crack at our 11 Questions". Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. September 3, 2015.

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• I like actors who are themselves. I know in America you like actors who change their nose or wear a lot of wigs, and they like to take pretty girls and make them super ugly.

  Audrey Tautou

  Girl, America, Wigs

  Source: www.indiewire.com

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• Death is a big theme in the book, illness. What is that? It's a fact that human beings - no matter who they are, no matter how healthy or strong or beautiful they are - are going to age and become weak and ugly by a certain standard, and die. And I think that's a terrifying idea for people to get their minds around.

  Mary Gaitskill

  Beautiful, Strong, Book

  Interview with Sheila Heti, believermag.com. February 1, 2009.

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• A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Couple, Humor

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• Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Humor, People

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• The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

  Jimmy Carr

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Humor, Surround Sound

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• I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Girl, Sex

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• I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Girl, Humor

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• I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Girl, Humor

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• The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

  Kristen Schaal

  Funny, Humor, Firsts

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• Women from fashion magazines, they hate other women. They like to tell other women they are ugly and often it works. Women's magazines are mostly about the outside and not about the inside. About make-up instead of arts and literature. Its such a shame.

  Oliviero Toscani

  Fashion, Art, Hate

  Source: valuet.wordpress.com

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• My Third-World roots remind me that the vast majority of our fellow human beings live hungry, sick, and uneducated, and that most social scientists, even in that world, ignore that ugly reality. This is why my papers in mathematical sociology deal not with free choice among 30 flavors of ice-cream, but with social structure, social cohesion, and social marginality.

  Mario Bunge

  Reality, Ice, Roots

  Source: deutsche-denker.de

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• Ugly girls generally don't become successful in music. And it sucks because it's a standard that just exists.

  Grimes

  Girl, Successful, Standards

  Interview with Carrie Battan, pitchfork.com. February 16, 2012.

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• I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake looking. The cook books now look so much like magazines, you'll never make food that looks like that. I'd rather see it the ugly way than they way they do it now.

  Amy Sedaris

  Book, Color, Fake

  Source: www.washingtonpost.com

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• I know that I'm very susceptible to getting caught up in storylines like, "I want him to be different. I want him to be more open. I want him to call." We have all of these storylines that kind of take over sometimes, and I think there's real grace and a peaceful heart at the center of just accepting what is, and knowing that everything's OK. The good, the bad, the ugly, the pain, the hurt, the frustration - all of that is valuable and part of this human experience, so we should lean in to all of it.

  Sara Bareilles

  Hurt, Pain, Real

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.

  Enzo Ferrari

  Beautiful, Winning, Race

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• So I say, if you cannot learn to love real art; at least learn to hate sham art and reject it. It is not because the wretched thing is so ugly and silly and useless that I ask you to cast it from you; it is much more because these are but the outward symbols of the poison that lies within them; look through them and see all that has gone to their fashioning, and you will see how vain labour, and sorrow, and disgrace have been their companions from the first-and all this for trifles that no man really needs!

  William Morris

  Art, Lying, Hate

  William Morris, May Morris (2012). “The Collected Works of William Morris: With Introductions by His Daughter May Morris”, p.150, Cambridge University Press

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• Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.

  Michael Johnson

  Eye, Quality, Tongue

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• You know I am done lying. Obscuring the truth is no longer something I have any interest in doing.  I want it all to come out.  The good, the bad, the ugly.

  Jayson Blair

  Lying, Done, Want

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• Get off, you look ugly (to a blood splattered player during a game)

  Peter Marshall

  Player, Blood, Games

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• Tattoos are so widespread, so ugly and so very, very permanent. You can, in theory, have them removed - but a large chunk of your living flesh will go with it.

  Tony Parsons

  Tattoo, Flesh, Theory

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• Dawn Kotzer is the kind of coach who can see beauty and wisdom in circumstances that seem ugly and chaotic. She's kind, genuine and honest, willing and able to see where her clients get stuck and gently help them recover their freedom. Better than a coach who gives you the answers, Dawn will help you find the answers to your life's dilemmas that are already within you.

  Martha Beck

  Giving, Able, Clients

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• I've always thought comparisons were useless and ugly. It is a short cut to thinking.

  Jim Morrison

  Cutting, Thinking, Useless

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