Redneck Quotes - Page 2

• You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Tanks, Might, Ifs

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• You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Flower, Yards, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Moving, Yellow, Might

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• You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Goal

  "You might be a redneck if". Book by Jeff Foxworthy, 1989.

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• You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Grandmother, Bingo, Might

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• To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

  Gretchen Wilson

  Self, Way, Funny Redneck

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• You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.

  Patrick Swayze

  Growing Up, Kids, Fighting

  "FOR YOUNG VIEWERS; Into Africa: Patrick Swayze's 19th-Century Eco Trip". Interview with Jody Alesandro, www.nytimes.com. June 6, 2004.

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• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  Steven Wright

  Life, Positive, Success

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• If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Might, Deer

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• You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Paper, Toilets, Might

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• You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Inspirational, Home, Car

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• What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.

  Charlie Daniels

  World, Needs, This World

  "Song: What This World Needs Is a Few More Rednecks ("Simple man")". 1989.

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• People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.

  Travis Tritt

  People, Perfect, Looks

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• If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Feet, Car, Might

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• When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

  Jase Robertson

  Doubt, Way, Figures

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• You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Teacher, Retirement, Work

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• If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Mean, Thinking, Drunk

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• You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Fridges, Ifs

  Jeff Foxworthy (2005). “Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs”, p.66, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Home, Humor

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• If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Television

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie", www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Might

  Interview with Paul Harris, www.harrisonline.com. May 30, 1996.

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• There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Country, Differences, Dollars

  Source: smashinginterviews.com

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• You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dining, Bottles, Tables

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• Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Funny, Humor, Science

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• I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

  Billy Carter

  Thinking, Monsters, May

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