Redneck Quotes - Page 9

• Sanford is a little redneck town north of Orlando. It's right off Lake Jessup.Lake Jessup is the most alligator infested lake in the United States and I live literally 5/10ths of a mile north of that lake right off the swamp down here. I've lived here since '94. When I left Nebraska my dad got a job at a private Christian school in West Palm Beach. People will say "You're not really a country boy. You're from Palm Beach, Florida." Well, I moved to West Palm Beach, FL which is a far cry from Palm Beach, FL. There's a reason it's called West Palm Beach.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Christian, Country, Beach

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• MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE ANY SOCIAL POLITICAL POINT, NOR AM I TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF REDNECKS. I GREW UP A COUNTRY KID AND WILL ALWAYS BE ONE. I GREW UP WITH PEOPLE THAT SAID CERTAIN THINGS FUNNY AND I PREFORM USING THE SAME LANGUAGE BECAUSE I FIND IT HYSTERICLE. THATS IT. ITS A COMEDY SHOW THAT IS FUNNY AND THATS IT.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Country, Fun, Kids

  Source: www.dead-frog.com

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• You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Entrepreneur, Yards

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• For most Northerners, Texas is the home of real men. The cowboys, the rednecks, the outspoken self-made right-wing millionaires strike us as either the best or worst examples of American manliness.... The ideal is not an illusion nor is it contemptible, no matter what damage it may have done. Many people who scorn it in conversation want to submit to it in bed. Those who believe machismo reeks of violence alone choose to forget it once stood for honor as well.

  Edmund White

  Real, Believe, Home

  1980 States of Desire: Travels in Gay America, ch.5.

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• My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.

  David Allan Coe

  Hair, Long, Cover Ups

  Song: Long Haired Redneck, 1976

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• We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture. We're hillbillies, and the rest of the world sees us that way. I travel all over the world, and probably the only worse rednecks than us are the Australians. And they're an even younger country.

  Steve Earle

  Country, Thinking, Evil

  Interview with Noel Murray, www.avclub.com. August 18, 2004.

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• If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Wife

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• I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

  David Koechner

  Hollywood, Happens

  Source: www.movieweb.com

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• If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Blood, Buckets, Veins

  "We Interviewed Jeff Foxworthy | Show at Redfes". Do512 Interview, do512.com.

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• If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Ideas

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• You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Law, Might, Married

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• You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Baseball, Might, Hats

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• You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Husband, Doe, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Offensive, T Shirt

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• Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants to see one again. It was a horrifying apparition. And ever since Jimmy Carter, all of us rednecks have had to be very careful to be drunk rednecks lest we turn into some kind of awful creature with big buck teeth and a State Department full of human-rights yahoos.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Rights, Drunk, Teeth

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• You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Home, House, May

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• Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would leave class and mow a path out to a field, and we'd drive out there. Dude, every party I went to was lit by a bonfire. Acoustic guitar.

  Miles Teller

  Party, School, Florida

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• It's partly the Southernization of America, in that the Southern working-class version of redneck is becoming the national version, and it's good-natured, it has humor and, in some ways, it's a performance.

  Robert Charles Wilson

  Class, America, Southern

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• I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.

  Kris Kristofferson

  Wings, Long, Radical

  "Q&A with Kris Kristofferson". Interview with Andy Langer, www.esquire.com. February 27, 2006.

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• The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating — a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.

  Jay Leno

  Hunting, Men, Games

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• If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Wall, Might, Fishes

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• When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a lot in different places. And I saw hippies and rednecks drinking beer together and smoking dope together and having a good time together and I knew it was possible to get all groups of people together - long hair, short hair, no hair - and music would bring them together.

  Willie Nelson

  Hippie, Drinking, Beer

  "Willie Nelson: 'If We Made Marijuana Legal, We'd Save a Whole Lotta Money and Lives'" by Michael Hann, www.theguardian.com. May 17, 2012.

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• Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Absence, Sophistication, Glorious

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• Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

  Chris Kyle

  Texas

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• I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Cowboy, People, Boots

  "We Interviewed Jeff Foxworthy | Show at Redfest". Do512 Interview, 2017.do512.com.

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