Redneck Quotes - Page 10

• You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Hunting, Dresses, Might

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• You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Lap, Santa

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas”, p.14, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Light, Might, Motels

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read”, p.288, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Taken, Lines, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Bored, Long

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• You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Toothpicks, Wedding Pictures

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• You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Looks, Might, Chance

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• You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Mind, Might, Georgia

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• You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Might, Prison

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• You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Cost, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Grandfather, Might, Family Reunion

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• You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Wall, Wife, Gas Stations

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• You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Necks, Arms, Might

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• You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Office, Tanks, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Love You, Singing, Tears

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• You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Gourmet, Pork, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Might, Holding On

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• You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Jobs, Might, Construction

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• You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Needs, Might, Barbers

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• You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Fashion, Risk, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Hours, Ifs

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• You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Gun, Might, Truck

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• You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Daddy, Wife

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• You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dresses, Might, Bras

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• You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Girlfriend, Down And, Might

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