Redneck Quotes - Page 7

• Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!

  Henry Dodge

  Thirteen

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• Before, I was terrified on stage. I only play guitar during the acoustic songs. After a while, you can elicit certain responses from the crowd, like Elvis.

  Andy Gibb

  Song, Guitar, Play

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• It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.

  David Cross

  Pride, Gay, America

  "David Cross returns to stand-up to make America great again". Interview with Dustin Waters, www.charlestoncitypaper.com. February 24, 2016.

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• My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.

  Minnie Pearl

  Country, Husband, Pilots

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• You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Hunting, Might, Deer

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• You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Drinking, Beer, Light

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• You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Senior, Mother, Years

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• You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Numbers, Age, Might

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• You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Worry, House, Alcohol

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• You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Class, Might

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• I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly tendencies, but I wanted to listen to something a little more meaningful than "Redneck Woman" or whatever.

  Lydia Loveless

  Meaningful, Running, Country

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• The rednecks. Well, you're not going to get there with climate change and [Vladimir] Putin and all the rest of it.

  Mary Matalin

  Climate, Putin, Wells

  Source: abcnews.go.com

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• You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Brother, Deeds, Might

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• If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with.

  Mike Cooley

  Struggle, Long, Moved On

  Source: www.salon.com

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• I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.

  Carl Hiaasen

  Ducks, White, America

  "'True-life Source Material Is Fabulously Bizarre' - Carl Hiaasen Answers Our Questions about 'Razor Girl'". Interview with Adrian Liang, www.omnivoracious.com. September 8, 2016.

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• You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  War, Southern, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Tickets, Concerts

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• There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up.

  Dolly Parton

  Country, Grew Up, Grew

  Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. July 26, 2011.

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• You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Ambulance, Trailers

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• I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to Australia, right, and I thought Australia was gonna be a groovy, surfnoid, smoke-a-joint wombat, you know? 'G'day mate!' 'No worries!' And it's like Arkansas with a beach. It's a whole country with a 'No Fat Chicks' sticker on it.

  Greg Proops

  Country, Beach, Australia

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• Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.

  Andy Kindler

  Guy, Crackers, Stores

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• If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Girlfriend, Names, Might

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• Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dna, Causes, Records

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• Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  People, Portfolios, Sophisticated

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• You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Four, Might, Break

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