Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.
When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it... God uses flawed people to spread the message of His Son; if He can use me, He can use anybody. Whatever you do in life becomes the platform for your faith.
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2
A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
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