Si Robertson Quotes

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• I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

  Si Robertson

  Butterfly, Dynasty, Fleas

  Si Robertson (2014). “Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty’s Favorite Uncle”, p.59, Simon and Schuster

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• One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

  Si Robertson

  Girl, School, Hey

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• I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

  Si Robertson

  Funny, Life, Marriage

  Si Robertson (2014). “Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty’s Favorite Uncle”, p.192, Simon and Schuster

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• I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.

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  Feet, Pie, Pigs

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• Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

  Si Robertson

  Mean, Next Week, Hey

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• First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

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  Gun, Shaving, Pants

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• Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.

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  Trust In God, Obstacles, Sometimes

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• Some people say I’m a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we’re going to have to let you go'.

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  Fall, People, Dreamer

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• A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

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  Work, Night, Hunting

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• I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

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  Dope, States, Illegal

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• You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

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  Dog, Stupid, Doors

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• I'm like an owl... I don't give a HOOT!

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  Giving, Owl, Hoot

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• Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

  Si Robertson

  Lightning, Beard, Insult

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• I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.

  Si Robertson

  Race, Car, Tea

  Source: www.gq.com

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• Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

  Si Robertson

  Secret, Hey, Victoria

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• Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.

  Si Robertson

  Hate, Team, Player

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• You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.

  Si Robertson

  Squirrels, Spells

  Si Robertson (2014). “Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty’s Favorite Uncle”, p.2, Simon and Schuster

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• When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son." But they don't know nothin' about 17. It says Jesus didn't come to condemn us. If anybody had a right to condemn someone, it would be the son of God. If he didn't do it, then hey, we definitely are not qualified to do it.

  Si Robertson

  Jesus, Son, People

  "Duck Dynasty's Si Robertson on Life, Marriage Proposals, and His Unwavering Belief in The Creator". Interview with Melissa Barnhart, www.christianpost.com. September 1, 2013.

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• All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.

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  Stories, Truthful, Percent

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• I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

  Si Robertson

  Cat, Play, Duh

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• I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

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  Fun, Redneck, Names

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• When security comes, every man for himself

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  Men, Every Man For Himself, Every Man

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• Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

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  Thinking, Weirdo

  Source: www.gq.com

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• If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.

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  Speak, Ifs

  Source: www.gq.com

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• It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

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  Gun, Gun Control, Needs

  "Redneck, Inc: The Duck Dynasty Story". Interview with Erik Hedegaard, www.mensjournal.com. October 5, 2013.

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