Duh Quotes

• A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Inspirational, Funny, Women

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• Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

  Charlie Sheen

  Crush, Winning, Night

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• According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.

  Jay Leno

  Sex, New York, Book

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• I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller. Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think, just maybe, that's because you predicted this?" Oh, yeah." --The Looking Glass Wars

  Frank Beddor

  War, Thinking, Glasses

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• Loser loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture. DUH!

  Lisi Harrison

  Loser, Clique, Ifs

  "The Clique". www.imdb.com. November 11, 2008.

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• I have had a love-hate relationship with my body.

  Demi Moore

  Hate, Body, Love Hate

  "Demi Moore & Amanda De Cadenet: In Conversation". Interview with Amanda De Cadenet, www.harpersbazaar.com. January 4, 2012.

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• Facinating." He broke into a wide grin. "I've discovered something, Khufu. This is not Memphis, Egypt." Khufu gave me a sideways look, and I could swear his expression meant, Duh. "I've also discovered a new form of magic called blues music," the man continued. "And barbecue. Yes, you must try barbecue.

  Rick Riordan

  Men, Khufu, Egypt

  "The Kane Chronicles: The Complete Series". Book by Rick Riordan, July 4, 2013.

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• Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we’re having a psycho reunion this week…Oh wait, it’s Mardi Gras. Duh. (Talon)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Waiting, Looks, Psycho

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Night Embrace”, p.15, Macmillan

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• The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler
  from France.

  Jay Leno

  Iraq, Today, France

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• He looked blank. “He’s the one who’s been doing the magic against us?” “Duh,” I said. “Doona be ‘duh’ing me, lass,” he growled, his burr thickening.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Magic, Blank, Said

  Karen Marie Moning (2016). “The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned”, p.573, Dell

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• She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.

  Larissa Ione

  Eye, Thinking, Names

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• How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked. "He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh." "Of course," I said. "Silly me.

  Rick Riordan

  Silly, Doe, Rewards

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• When you are starting a business or going down any challenging endeavor, you are bound to encounter challenges. You are going to hit many roadblocks and obstacles. These are obstacles that would make any sane person want to throw in the towel and quit. If you want your business to succeed, you can’t do that (duh).

  Richard Branson

  Challenges, Encounters, Want

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• I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

  Si Robertson

  Cat, Play, Phrases

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• When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life.

  Scott Ian

  Tools, Certain, Deals

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• The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.

  Will Durst

  Home, Beer, Cutting

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• Music moves me - duh - and that is like having a window opening on a heightened reality, but the effect is fleeting: When the music ends, the magic, the uplifting, vanishes and the window slams shut. Words, on the other hand, by the nature of how they work, emotions evoked by dint of carefully laid out thoughts, have a more lingering effect.

  Yann Martel

  Uplifting, Moving, Reality

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• When I look at 'Napoleon Dynamite”s style I'm reminded of how I spoke when I was an eight-year-old boy. It was just like capturing the essence of, 'Duh!' It was just like the stuff that I would say when I was like eight, nine, ten years old.

  Jason Reitman

  Boys, Years, Essence

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• It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

  Molly Ivins

  Party, Two, Differences

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• It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh!

  Victoria Jackson

  Gay, Men, Gay Marriage

  "Victoria Jackson At CPAC: Former SNL Star On Gay Marriage, Barack Obama, GOP Candidates" by Michelangelo Signorile, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 16, 2012.

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• Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

  Charlie Sheen

  Brain, Asking, Lines

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• 'You're Dionysus,' I said. 'The god of wine.' Mr. D rolled his eyes. 'What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say "Well duh!"?' 'Y-yes, Mr. D.' 'Then, "Well, duh!" Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?' 'You're a god.' 'Yes, child.' 'A god. You.'

  Rick Riordan

  Children, Wine, Eye

  "The Lightning Thief". Book by Rick Riordan, July 1, 2005.

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• Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.

  Michael Buckley

  Hate, Thinking, Brain

  Michael Buckley (2011). “The Sisters Grimm: Book Seven: The Everafter War”, p.108, Abrams

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• What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you’re going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and psyched-out kitchen staff. What kind of freak show is this? (Nick)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Remembers Everything, Kitchen, Zombie

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• Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who fought them, yeah, we know. How you think they keep kicking our asses?" "Cause you're pansies. Everyone knows that.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Thinking, Bird, Causes

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “No Mercy”, p.272, St. Martin's Press

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