Funny Redneck Quotes

• If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Home, Humor

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• You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Flower, Redneck, Yards

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• You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Needs, Might

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• If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Redneck

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie", www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Jobs, Redneck, Might

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• I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

  Billy Carter

  Redneck, Thinking, Monsters

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• You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Teacher, Retirement, Work

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• You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Fridges

  Jeff Foxworthy (2005). “Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs”, p.66, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Meals

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• You could start an argument in an empty house.

  Jill Shalvis

  House, Argument, Empty

  Jill Shalvis (2015). “Lucky Harbor Collection 1: Simply Irresistible, The Sweetest Thing, Head Over Heels”, p.217, Hachette UK

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• If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Change, Humor

  Song: Redneck Stomp

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• You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Redneck

  "You might be a redneck if". Book by Jeff Foxworthy, 1989.

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• You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Watches

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• You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Book, Humor

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• If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Redneck

  Interview with Paul Harris, www.harrisonline.com. May 30, 1996.

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• I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Parks, Tornadoes, Trailers

  "FIctional character: Mater (voice)". "Cars" (Video Game), www.imdb.com. 2006.

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• To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

  Gretchen Wilson

  Redneck, Self, Way

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• People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.

  Travis Tritt

  Redneck, People, Perfect

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• You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Weed, Redneck, Killers

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• You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Thinking, Musical

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• You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Three, Might

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• You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.

  Patrick Swayze

  Growing Up, Kids, Fighting

  "FOR YOUNG VIEWERS; Into Africa: Patrick Swayze's 19th-Century Eco Trip". Interview with Jody Alesandro, www.nytimes.com. June 6, 2004.

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• He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.

  Lee Child

  Redneck, Tree, Ugly

  Lee Child (2015). “The Essential Jack Reacher, Volume 2, 6-Book Bundle: 61 Hours, Worth Dying For, The Affair, A Wanted Man, Never Go Back, Personal”, p.713, Delacorte Press

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• The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.

  Stanley Crouch

  Redneck, Southern, Violence

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• You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Redneck, Keys

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