Car Quotes - Page 4

• I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.

  Rip Torn

  Two, Causes, Imperfect

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for - to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world.

  Yuan T. Lee

  Ice Cream, Needs, Citizens

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• Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

  Erma Bombeck

  Love, Marriage, Funny Relationship

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• I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

  J. D. Salinger

  Horse, Literature, Sake

  Catcher in the Rye (1951) ch. 17

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• It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.

  Bertrand Russell

  Anger, Men, Justice

  Bertrand Russell (1990). “The Art of Philosophizing: and Other Essays”, p.25, Rowman & Littlefield

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• A car for every purse and purpose.

  Alfred P. Sloan

  Purpose, Purses

  Alfred P Sloan (2015). “My Years With General Motors”, p.512, eNet Press

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• I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.

  Sammy Davis, Jr.

  Money, Clothes, Space

  "Sammy Davis Jr.'s Rolls Royce Hitting the Auction Block", www.foxnews.com. August 10, 2011.

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• If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Home, Humor

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• It is amazing how many drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.

  Mario Andretti

  Motivational, Thinking, Nascar Racing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Thinking, Special, Mates

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• Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Beautiful, Jobs, Queens

  "Top Gear", July 12, 2009.

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• In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!

  Glenn Danzig

  Crazy, Japan, Years

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• The reason American cars don't sell anymore is that they have forgotten how to design the American Dream. What does it matter if you buy a car today or six months from now, because cars are not beautiful. That's why the American auto industry is in trouble: no design, no desire.

  Karl Lagerfeld

  Beautiful, Dream, Design

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• Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out - naked. That's what it's like when we crash.

  David Millar

  Sports, Stupid, Thinking

  "This much I know: David Millar". Interview with Martin Love, www.theguardian.com. June 25, 2011.

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• You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

  Tom Waits

  Dog, Moving, Busy

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• I don't think I can adequately express my feelings about the car on national radio, but hopefully we'll get better and I'll be happier later on.

  Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

  Thinking, Feelings, Get Better

  "Charlotte II: Dale Earnhardt Jr. race summary". www.motorsport.com. October 15, 2002.

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• I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Moving, Humor

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• No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won't start.

  Larry McMurtry

  Money, Self Improvement, Common

  Larry McMurtry (2010). “Some Can Whistle”, p.27, Simon and Schuster

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• I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.

  Valentino Rossi

  Sports, Racing, Stolen

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

  Dave Barry

  Nascar Racing, Literature, Upside Down

  Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.104, Ballantine Books

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• The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.

  Gore Vidal

  Finding The One, Literature, Able

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• To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window.

  Albert Einstein

  Wise, Country, Travel

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• I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• Why is it that all cars are women? Because they're fussy and demanding.

  Patricia Briggs

  Fussy

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• Trying to run Congress without human relationships is like trying to run a car without motor oil. Should we be surprised when the whole thing freezes up?

  Jonathan Haidt

  Running, Motor Oil, Trying

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