Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.
I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.
The best classroom of all times was about two car lengths behind Juan Manuel Fangio.
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
There is...a spiritual hunger in the world today and it cannot be satisfied...by better cars on longer credit terms.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
The car as we know it is on the way out. To a large extent, I deplore its passing, for as a basically old-fashioned machine, it enshrines a basically old-fashioned idea: freedom. In terms of pollution, noise and human life, the price of that freedom may be high, but perhaps the car, by the very muddle and confusion it causes, may be holding back the remorseless spread of the regimented, electronic society.
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish. Black fish. Blue fish. Old fish. New fish. This one has a little star. This one has a little car. Say! What a lot of fish there are.
Remember the street car cannot turn out.
But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs, I've been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun.
Driving will never be away from me - I can't just give it up. It's all I've ever done, and there's something about being in that car.
When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
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