He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
I don't run with anybody's herd. I don't like crowds. I don't like going to fancy places. I don't like the whole nightclub scene. Cocktail parties drive me mad. So I do my job and I stay away from the rest of it.
I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.
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