Johnny Carson Quotes About Today

Quotes about: Today

• Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

  Johnny Carson

  Funny, Australia, News

• It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles.It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself.

  Johnny Carson

  Kings, Singing, Shadow

• I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

  Johnny Carson

  Cat, Want, Today

• It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".

  Johnny Carson

  Funny, Kings, Singing

  The Tonight Show, Summer, 1977.

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