The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.
It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth. I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact. Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money. I'm concerned about values - moral, ethical, human values - my own, other people's, the country's, the world's values. Having money now gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter.
I can't say I ever wanted to become an entertainer. I already was one, sort of-around the house, at school, doing my magic tricks, throwing my voice and doing Popeye impersonations. People thought I was funny; so I kind of took entertaining for granted It was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.
I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.
Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money.
I'm an entertainer; I try to give the public what it wants while I'm on the screen, and I'm completely sincere about it. If I don't happen to be a laughing boy off the screen, that doesn't make me a hypocrite or a phony.
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