Johnny Carson Quotes About Cats

Quotes about: Cats

• I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

  Johnny Carson

  Cat, Want, Today

• Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You're going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and by the network brass - if you joke about doctors, lawyers, dentists, scientists, bus drivers, I don't care who. You can't make a joke about Catholics, Negroes, Jews, Italians, politicians, dogs or cats. In fact, politicians, dogs and cats are the most sacred institutions in America.

  Johnny Carson

  Dog, Cat, Doctors

  Source: www.alex-haley.com

• The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

  Johnny Carson

  Cat, Singing, Anthem

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