Johnny Carson Quotes About Comedy

Quotes about: Comedy

• Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

  Johnny Carson

  Use, Littles, Comedy

• Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

  Johnny Carson

  Success, Time, Preparation

• Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

  Johnny Carson

  New York, Humorous, Taken

• Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

  Johnny Carson

  Inspirational, Marriage, Wedding

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• For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

  Johnny Carson

  Funny, Death, Phones

• New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

  Johnny Carson

  Funny, Time, New York

• We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

  Johnny Carson

  Pie, Gone, Firsts

• I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

  Johnny Carson

  Women, Successful, Years

• We're more effective than birth control pills.

  Johnny Carson

  Pills, Birth Control, Comedy

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