Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.
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