Rita Rudner Quotes About Cooking

Quotes about: Cooking

• I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

  Rita Rudner

  Hilarious, Cooking, Kitchen

• How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

  Rita Rudner

  Food, Cake, Eggs

• Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Men, Cooking

• I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

  Rita Rudner

  Mother, Food, Turkeys

  Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

• My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing.

  Rita Rudner

  Mother, School, Lunch

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