To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about "New Car Interior"?
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