Rita Rudner Quotes About Marriage

Quotes about: Marriage

• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  Rita Rudner

  Love, Funny, Life

• The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

  Rita Rudner

  Love, Marriage, Witty

• Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Marriage, Pain

  Rita Rudner (2008). “I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething”, p.86, Crown Archetype

• In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Success, Marriage

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

  Rita Rudner

  Boyfriend, Marriage, Breakup

• Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

  Rita Rudner

  Marriage, Children, Weekend

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