I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.
Aging is for people who don't know any better.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
or simply:
