Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes

• If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

  W. C. Fields

  Witty, Dazzle, Baffled

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  Kinky Friedman

  Beauty, Philosophy, Drinking

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• You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

  Germaine Greer

  Life, Happy Birthday, Happiness

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  I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

  Ron White

  Funny Life, Silent, Ability

  "I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability". Book by Ron White, June 6, 2006.

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• The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

  Samuel Johnson

  Wisdom, Writing, Procrastination

  Statement on April 14, 1775. "Life of Samuel Johnson". Book by James Boswell. Volume II, 1791.

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• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

  Albert Einstein

  Drinking, Alcohol, Inventory

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• Get the hell out of my way!

  Ayn Rand

  Strength, Courage, Philosophy

  Ayn Rand (2011). “Ayn Rand Novel Collection”, p.2340, Penguin

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• Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Successful, Men

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• Don't steal - the government hates competition!

  Ron Paul

  Hate, Government, Competition

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• If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Motivation, Brilliant, Enjoy

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• Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.

  Chuck Noll

  Basketball, Funny Inspirational, Funny Motivational

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• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Witty, Time

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• Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

  J. Paul Getty

  Funny, Children, Wellness

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• When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

  Jill Shalvis

  Funny Inspirational, Funny Motivational, Top Management

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• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Fall, Humor

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• The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes

  Julie Powell

  Writing, Sisterhood, Skulls

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• I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

  Bill Watterson

  Mind, Wander

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• Don't take life too seriously.

  RuPaul

  Life, Sarcastic, Funny Inspirational

  RuPaul (2010). “Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style”, p.12, Harper Collins

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• God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.

  Dave Mustaine

  Fishing, People, Bars

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• The road to Hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Dog, Writing, Sisterhood

  Ernest Hemingway (2016). “The Sun Also Rises”, p.37, Hamilton Books

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• If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

  Yogi Berra

  God, Running, Worry

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• You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

  Paul Stanley

  Funny Inspirational, Funny Motivational, Top Management

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• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

  Christina Aguilera

  Funny, People, Alive

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• He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

  Ian Mcewan

  Next, Exit, Lost

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• The second mouse gets the cheese!

  Terry Pratchett

  Funny, Witty, Iron

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