Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes - Page 3

• What's another word for Thesaurus?

  Steven Wright

  Inspirational, Funny, Silly

  "Historical Thesaurus of the Oxford English Dictionary, edited by Christian Kay, Jane Roberts, Michael Samuels & Irené Wotherspoon" by Steven Poole, www.theguardian.com. December 18, 2009.

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• There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

  George Carlin

  Mathematical Logic, People, Three

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• We are the people our parents warned us about.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Change, People, Parent

  Song: We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About, Album: One Particular Harbour, 1983

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• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Humor

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• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  Steven Wright

  Humor, Territory, Lost

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• Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

  Adam Young

  Reality, Lovely, Live In The Moment

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• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  Steven Wright

  Life, Positive, Success

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• The more you complain the longer God lets you live

  Bertrand Russell

  Complaining, Serious, Religious Humor

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• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Barbie

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• Aging is for people who don't know any better.

  Tony Horton

  Fishing, People, Aging

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