Shirts Quotes - Page 29

You can't take life for granted. I am lucky to have everything I've ever wanted. I've got a beautiful wife, a job I've always dreamed of...and my face on my own t-shirts.

Kevin Harvick

Beautiful, Jobs, Wife

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It seems women are expected to be so much more than men, which means we have to work that much harder. We're the ones under the microscope. We're expected to sound perfect. We're expected to look perfect all the time. We're expected to be style-setters, whereas the boys roll onto the stage in their jeans, T-shirts and baseball caps.

Carrie Underwood

Baseball, Mean, Boys

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I remember from when I use to be a dancer, there is an expression among dancers, I had a T-shirt that said: SHUT UP AND DANCE.

Christopher Walken

Expression, Dancer, Use

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You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

Jeff Foxworthy

Redneck, Might, Offensive

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You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

Jeff Foxworthy

Husband, Redneck, Doe

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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

Redneck, Might, Sleeves

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You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

Redneck, Necks, Arms

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If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

Jeff Foxworthy

Cute, Baby, Block

"Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road". TV Special, www.imdb.com. 2006.

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I don't believe in cancer walks. Well, I believe in them because they exist but I'd rather just give money straight up and save my Saturday afternoon. I can make my own t-shirt, that's not incentive. Plus I don't think cancer responds to how far people walk. I don't think cancer's sitting at home, 'What? How many people walked how far? How many people walked how far wearing the same shirt? That's crazy! I'm out of here!' Remission.

Hannibal Buress

Crazy, Cancer, Believe

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And, the sets that they built are just so beautiful. It's like going to a completely foreign country and experiencing a new culture that you've never seen before, especially at Camelot. It's just so magical. Personally, it's just so much more interesting than wearing jeans and a t-shirt, and walking around somebody else's house.

Tamsin Egerton

Beautiful, Country, Jeans

Source: collider.com

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I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it. To see what women have got to go through in the morning, it's more of a respect factor.

Brandon T. Jackson

Morning, Believe, Men

"Brandon T. Jackson Interview BIG MOMMA'S: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON". Interview, collider.com. February 17, 2011.

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I heart abortion. Where's the shirt for that, urban outfitters?! And it won't be a normal heart. It'll be a dead infant heart. Y'know what the back will say? Problem Solved.

Daniel Tosh

Heart, Abortion, Normal

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I'm upset. There was nothing like putting on the red shirt.
(on retiring from international football)

Robbie Savage

Football, Upset, Red

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Referees don't come down here with a particular flavoured shirt on.

Steve Coppell

England, Referee, Particular

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My favorite shirt to sleep in is the one my birth mom was wearing when she died in my arms. Morbid for some perhaps but comforting to me.

Jillian Barberie

Mom, Sleep, Comforting

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The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

Joseph Smith, Jr.

Dirty, Hands, Towels

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For me there's nothing better than putting the white shirt on for England and playing for England. I'd get worried if it wasn't like that.

Michael Owen

White, England, Worried

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...the last player I truly idolize... No other footballer is more worthy of the number 10 shirt than him.
(on Maradona)

Hristo Stoichkov

Player, Numbers, Number 10

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Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'

Gabriel Iglesias

Party, Guy, Offensive

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I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.

Dana Gould

Children, Guy, Three

FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Aug 08, 2012

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How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half?

Dana Gould

People, Half

FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jul 17, 2013

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I was in New York last Christmas - it's snowing; there's a guy in a t-shirt. I'm like, 'Dude, aren't you cold?' 'No, I'm from New York. I don't get cold.' Just 'cause you're from a cold place doesn't mean you're genetically predisposed to not feeling cold. You're not a penguin. I was like, 'In fact, sir, you're Puerto Rican, so if anything, you should be more cold.

Iliza Shlesinger

New York, Mean, Snow

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I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.

Felipe Esparza

Light, Body, Threesome

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I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

Felipe Esparza

Baby, Mountain, Weight

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Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

Dov Davidoff

Games, Guy, Looks

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