Martini Quotes - Page 2

• I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.

  Shanola Hampton

  Superhero, Bartending, World

  "Talking About Alcohol with Shanola Hampton". Interview with Mark Svartz, www.esquire.com. January 25, 2013.

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• If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to write a love song about a girl with a red dress who goes into a bar and is on her fifth martini and is falling off her chair, that's a lot easier, and it makes me free to say anything I want.

  Stephen Sondheim

  Girl, Song, Fall

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• You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there.

  Bernard DeVoto

  Kissing, Refrigerators

  1951 The Hour.

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• A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

  Jackie Gleason

  Children, Home, Men

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• A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

  M. F. K. Fisher

  True Friend, Beer, Two

  M. F. K. Fisher, Joan Reardon (2004). “The Art of Eating”, p.768, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses.

  Steve McQueen

  Horse

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

  Gerald R. Ford

  Drinking, Patriotic, Lunch

  Gerald R. Ford's remarks to the National Restaurant Association, in Chicago, Illinois, May 28, 1978.

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• All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini cocktail, have been given to humanity by men who, when the hour came, turned from tap water to something with color in it, and more in it than mere oxygen and hydrogen.

  H. L. Mencken

  Beautiful, Song, Food

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• I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

  Brett Somers

  Giving Up, Too Much, Enjoyed

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Some of the biggest bores I've ever known are men who have been highly successful in business, particularly self-made heads of big companies. Before the first olive has settled into the first martini, they pour the stories of their lives into the nearest and sometimes the remotest ears capturable.... These men have indeed paid the price of success. To rise to the top of a big company often takes a totality of effort, concentration and dedication. Others, too, have to pay part of the price. Wife and children are out of mind even when in sight.

  Malcolm Forbes

  Children, Successful, Men

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• Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Food, Drinking, Alcohol

  P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books

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• He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  White, Dry

  P.G. Wodehouse (2009). “Cocktail Time”, p.19, Random House

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• How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

  Noel Coward

  Food, Cooking, Dry

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• I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

  Robert De Niro

  Simple, Cucumbers, Vodka

  Source: www.thenewpotato.com

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• A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.

  Daniel Seligman

  Inspirational, Spirit, Raises

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• Let us candidly admit that there are shameful blemishes on the American past, of which the worst by far is rum. Nevertheless, we have improved man's lot and enriched his civilization with rye, bourbon and the Martini cocktail. In all history has any other nation done so much?

  Bernard DeVoto

  Food, Past, Men

  Bernard DeVoto (2010). “The Hour: A Cocktail Manifesto”, p.11, Tin House Books

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• I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.

  Jen Lancaster

  Religious, Jesus, Mean

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• I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!

  George Clooney

  Girl, Dream, Nice

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• Adrian ordered a martini, earning disapproving looks from his father and me. "It's barely noon," said Nathan. "I know," said Adrian. "I'm surprised I held out that long too.

  Richelle Mead

  Father, Long, Looks

  Richelle Mead (2012). “The Golden Lily: A Bloodlines Novel”, p.117, Penguin

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• Now all the criminals in their suits and ties are free to drink martinis and watch the sunrise

  Bob Dylan

  Ties, Sunrise, Criminals

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• For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all, he saves food. Cherry tomatoes, sausage biscuits, the olives plucked from other people's martinis --he hides these things in strange places until they are rotten. And then he eats them.

  David Sedaris

  Father, Food, Strange Places

  David Sedaris (2000). “Me talk pretty one day”

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• All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Life, Humorous

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• New York was where we wanted to live when we were finally grown up, and drink martinis and stay out past bedtime.

  Barbara Holland

  New York, Past, Bedtime

  Barbara Holland (1999). “Wasn't the Grass Greener?: A Curmudgeon's Fond Memories”, Harcourt

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• Society is so tough and expectations are so unrealistic. Could I take better care of myself? Absolutely. I joke all the time that I'm old and I'm getting older and I feel it, so I guess I would rather talk about it with a smile and say, 'Oh God, I'm old!' than spend all my time at the dermatologist. I approach aging with ice cream and a martini.

  Jenna Lyons

  Ice Cream, Expectations, Getting Older

  intothegloss.com. August 2014.

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• You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in the late '70s, I wear jeans. I don't hang out in casinos. The lifestyle isn't my thing. I don't drink martinis and I don't smoke cigars.

  Michael Buble

  Jeans, People, Trying

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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