Jackie Gleason Quotes

• One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

  Jackie Gleason

  Honeymooners, These Days, Pow

  "Fictional characters: Ralph Kramden". "The Honeymooners", TV Series (1955–1956)., www.imdb.com.

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• If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

  Jackie Gleason

  Wise, Wisdom, Thinking

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• The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

  Jackie Gleason

  Funny, Inspiring, Food

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• Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

  Jackie Gleason

  Drinking, Looks, Pimples

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

  Jackie Gleason

  Doe, Sense Of Humor, God Has A Sense Of Humor

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• Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.

  Jackie Gleason

  Dream, Creativity, Waking Life

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• Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.

  Jackie Gleason

  Joy, Feelings, Life Is Great

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• I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

  Jackie Gleason

  Differences, Meetings, Alcoholics

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

  Jackie Gleason

  Grief, Golf, Wind

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• Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

  Jackie Gleason

  Funny, Beautiful, Inspiration

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• Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

  Jackie Gleason

  Golf, Play, Deer

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• Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

  Jackie Gleason

  Girl, Passion, Fake

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• I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

  Jackie Gleason

  Inspirational, Philosophy, Mean

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• A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

  Jackie Gleason

  People, Challenges, Tough

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• The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

  Jackie Gleason

  Song, Scotch, Glasses

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• The worst thing you can do with money is save it.

  Jackie Gleason

  Worst, Worst Things, Can Do

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.

  Jackie Gleason

  Remember, Forget, Drink

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• A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

  Jackie Gleason

  Children, Home, Men

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• I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.

  Jackie Gleason

  Humility, Use, Talent

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.

  Jackie Gleason

  Laughter, People, Appreciate

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• Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

  Jackie Gleason

  Marriage, Husband, Thinking

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• The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

  Jackie Gleason

  Sarcastic, Mother, Legs

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• I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.

  Jackie Gleason

  Character, Personality, Television

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• I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.

  Jackie Gleason

  Children, Determined

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• I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

  Jackie Gleason

  Bullets, Week, Made

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